HOT SEXY EROTIC Huan Na Lecturer revealed!!!

There he is... appeared in Nanyang Chronicle liao!!

Hehe.. Hongda's butt is sexier or his moustache?? U decide lol.

 

Shameless advertising prior to Huishi's entry

I oso have toilet paper company and ...

http://www.jireh.com.sg

*lol* Thanks huishi for adding one more to the list! I'll go look for shops with your name on it too .. ^_^

Jireh @ HK.

Reh, how are you related to this shop?

I spotted this at HK Island, Central MTR Station. I think it sells women's accessories.

NTU funny comments for a funny lecturer

Check this out people!

Tell me how is it ok.

SAF Fantasy !

Saf Fantasy

Propose Project Expansion

Hey guys .. I was just wondering .. should we kinda bring the hype of our Sunny Saturday name into abit of a scream? I mean, to a certain extend we are been heard of through word of mouth. But do we just wana stop there? I was thinking about getting our logo done up into a sticker or even print some cards and stick them at some of the ZO cards outlet .. lol .. LETS GET IT STARTED LOUD !! But hey .. I'm open to all ideas man .. from everyone in fact .. time to chip in dudes ..

oh ya .. and for those that doesn't know .. I've started working at Essential Brew .. and Jianwen .. I met a friend of yours today while working .. I'm guessing from ntu bah .. -shrugz-

Cheers-
reH

Assicons (Entry not for those who are easily offended )

We all know those cute little

computer symbols called

"emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some

"ASSICONS?"

Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass

Think before we speak.

Something I pulled out from the email. How true man .. *lol* half the time I don't think before I speak .. I'm just naturally smart .. *LOL*

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Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak: the last one
is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:


I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
"I think I like playing with men's balls."


THIRD TESTIMONY:


My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY:


While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped
what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when
the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:


Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,
because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up,
yanked down his pants,
bent over,
spread his cheeks
and yelled
“SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:


This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!


Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember
we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak.

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Cheers ^_^

Pandora Music Box

heyhey muns! my bro introduced this wonderful website to me coz he thought it was really cool. n now, i'm recommending this website to you coz i think its really really cool. especially if you're a music lover who know what you want.

http://www.pandora.com/

just type in any artiste or song title you like and they'll generate a whole playlist of songs that are similar in genre, style, rhythm, etc.
real cool stuff. and if you like the songs that they introduce, just click on the thumbs-up button so they'll know they r on the right track.

real cool stuff.

Me mad or are they insane?

QUIZ TIME!

Just for the fun of it. Please try..

*Draw with your Paint program or ANY other methods of showing a graphical representation and post your answers here.

Qns: You're given 5 types of plantation. Peas, Peppers, Potatoes, Turnips and Pumpkin. Arrange the crops so that any one type is planted side by side with the other 4 types.

e.g. the edges of the Pepper field must be touching the rest of the fields. Same goes for every other.

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.
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Don't expect an answer now. But guess what ..

My neighbour's daughter .. Just a mere primary 4 girl .. being forced to do mathematical questions like the one above. So much for considering giving tution as a part time job. *throws newpaper cutting out the window*

self-discovery: the meaning of being oneself

this morning, i got unexpectedly hit by a philosophical streak and so decided to set out to discover who i really am and what it really means to be me.

i figured that since the internet is so advanced now, i'd start my self-discovery by searching the internet. but after spending the good part of an hour turning up countless internet search results that linked my name to various transport systems, computer software, cinemas, a TV station in Australia, and even a website endorsed by Chuck Norris: http://www.max.com/site/, i decided that i had to narrow my search. i had to look for something specific.

i decided on starting with the basics - the meaning of my name. and boy, it was definitely the right decision. i was enlightened.

now let me share with you what i had found:

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max /mæks/ [maks] Slang.

- noun
1. Pls refer to (pg 696): King of The Universe

- adjective
2. Often used to describe a person of unmatched greatness or an object of unsurpassed grandness.

- adverb
3. Pls refer to (pg 699): Maximally.

- verb
4. Meaning is dependant on context. E.g. Do you want to max tonight?

- verb phrase
5. max out,
a. to reach a point at which no more improvement, profit, or benefit can occur; level off: She maxed out tonight.
b. to reach the limit of one's capacity, endurance, etc.: She maxed out tonight.

- idiom
6. to the max,
to the greatest or furthest degree; totally: She had performed to the max.

[Origin: by common usage]

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OH MY GOD !! I GOT A PIC WITH A SUPERSTAR !!

AH !!! MY DREAMS CAME TRUE !! I GOT A PICTURE WITH SHELLY !!! >_<

The Superstar Musical

alrighto! as reh has suggested, here are the details for nat's musical this sat:

Venue - University Cultural Centre, NUS
Time - 8pm till 10+pm
Attire - Smart casual

Note: Free shuttle bus will be provided from Dover MRT to the UCC.

(For more info on the musical, pls check out the following websites:
http://sspvs000.sp.edu.sg/esd/musical/
http://www.sistic.com.sg/cms/events/index.html?content=424)

The musical starts at 8pm. Proposing that we plan to arrive at 7.30pm, we should have our butts at Dover MRT at around 7pm to catch the shuttle bus there.

This leaves the whole afternoon free. Any suggestions? Sentosa?

And, you guys wanna have a theme or something for the dress code? Like what reh, eug n i did the other time. wahaha!