ALARMING TREND!
i have noticed an alarming trend taking place these days- more and more girls are becoming les.
Why is this so?!? Is it becoming something 'IN'? or do they actually think it's 'Cool'?
seriously, what's wrong with these girls?
it has come across my mind that mayb, i said MAYB, guys these days are not living up to the astronomical standards expected of us guys. But if that's the case, then obviously, these misguided girls have not been looking at the right places. and the right places should include Sentosa every saturday (particularly where us CrazyBigKids hang out) and my place of course (wahaha! kidding).
but then again, what has happened to the good ol' days where guys can simply attract girls by thumping his chest, roaring out loud, and wanking the furthest?
ok, out of point.
So, but, don't they realise that if they were to become les, they are not only depriving us CrazyBigKids of our oomph, they are also depriving themselves of some really good moments in their lives.
So, with all that said, all the pretty girls in the world, listen up! Stop your homosexual antics and come and get some downright, no-holds-barred, authentic, 100% all-the-way, sweet lovin from us!*
*Excluding JW & i of course, nt coz we're gay, bt coz we hav certain commitments to ya knw...yeah.
if anyone has been offended by what i hav just typed, pls excuse me coz i'm really quite bored and have nothing much better to think about. yup.
Why is this so?!? Is it becoming something 'IN'? or do they actually think it's 'Cool'?
seriously, what's wrong with these girls?
it has come across my mind that mayb, i said MAYB, guys these days are not living up to the astronomical standards expected of us guys. But if that's the case, then obviously, these misguided girls have not been looking at the right places. and the right places should include Sentosa every saturday (particularly where us CrazyBigKids hang out) and my place of course (wahaha! kidding).
but then again, what has happened to the good ol' days where guys can simply attract girls by thumping his chest, roaring out loud, and wanking the furthest?
ok, out of point.
So, but, don't they realise that if they were to become les, they are not only depriving us CrazyBigKids of our oomph, they are also depriving themselves of some really good moments in their lives.
So, with all that said, all the pretty girls in the world, listen up! Stop your homosexual antics and come and get some downright, no-holds-barred, authentic, 100% all-the-way, sweet lovin from us!*
*Excluding JW & i of course, nt coz we're gay, bt coz we hav certain commitments to ya knw...yeah.
if anyone has been offended by what i hav just typed, pls excuse me coz i'm really quite bored and have nothing much better to think about. yup.
posted by tmax at 12:58 PM
3 Comments:
Here here !! This goes out to all singular individuals like myself!
-Shout, Roar, Thump chest-
2:54 PM
hell ya!
i mean if max can write better here than drafting mails at work.. ya!
y can't all girls be straight?
No pun intended. Wahaha! :X
8:20 PM
now now reh, you missed out a very impt step in the mating process...you shouted, you roared, you thumped your chest till your ribs cracked, but you missed one very crucial step... you didnt wank the furthest. hahahah!!!
9:38 PM
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