take that load off your mind...i mean, bowels.

what happens 6 hrs after taking 2 laxative pills:
1 full hour of unforgettable stomach-crunching, hair-tugging, and toe-curling enjoyment.

it all began with the initial oOmph!
the hard, preserved stool that had been sitting inside for just too long.
Just like how it is when you try to pump some shampoo out from a shampoo bottle that has not been used in months.
Can be described as sudden, burst, release.

then comes the regular stool.
comparable to the regular shampoo you will get after the initial pump. smooth and easy.

finally, the all-too-familiar runny stool.
just like the stuff you get when you pour water into the shampoo bottle after the shampoo runs out, so as not to waste the leftover shampoo plastered on the sides of the bottle.
one word - watery.

final verdict: 101% bowel-cleansing power.

so, i'll say, if you have lotsa time and cold sweat to spare, and don't mind burning your butthole, please feel free to try Dulcolax contact laxative. Guaranteed to ease that load off your mind, i mean, bowels.

For a free trial, please call Mad Max at 98270741. 3 pills down, 27 more to go.

but to be fair, i do feel wonderfully awesome after that 1 whole hour of gruelling struggle to prevent myself from calling 995.
everything's out. last week's glutinuous rice, yesterday's fries, today's noodles, and even tml's porridge! everything! all flushed out!
in fact, if i were to thump on my stomach now, i'd probably get an echo.
so yup, if u wanna clear your system once and for all, i'll say, go for it. at your own risk of course.

now, over to Eug who had bravely took 1 pill.

come to think of it, now as i'm looking at the light, fluffy clouds outside my window in the nightsky, i'm thinking...'don't they look kinda like their much-browner counterparts i just flushed down my ceramic bowl?'. oh well, just a thought.