5 ways to lose weight FAST!
i've been feasting lately...esp ovr the past few days...
so i was just thinking abt it last night, and i've thought up of 5 brilliant ways to lose weight FAST! and i mean *snap snap* kinda fast. yup.
so here goes, but carry on at your own risk:
1. Hibernate. Slp continuosly for 49 days straight. Squeezing yourself into a freezer may help, but is seriously not advised.
2. Laxatives. Simple concept really - Food goes in, food comes out. But a word of warning: Your ass will burn. Burn baby burn!
3. Sex-athon. Non-stop full-body workout 8hrs a day, 7 days a wk. Guaranteed results. I mean, just look at me, lean as beef. hahaha! :P
4. Perfume overdose. Bathe in a bathtub full of cheap China-brand perfume. Once again, simple concept - Lose appetite = Lose weight.
5. Last but defintely not least: Just adjust your darned bathroom scale. I mean, since you've already ate like a king, must as well let urself feel gd abt it, aye?
anymore gd ideas to share?
oh, and anybody unclear abt point no.3, or require live demonstration, you knw who to look for la hor?
so i was just thinking abt it last night, and i've thought up of 5 brilliant ways to lose weight FAST! and i mean *snap snap* kinda fast. yup.
so here goes, but carry on at your own risk:
1. Hibernate. Slp continuosly for 49 days straight. Squeezing yourself into a freezer may help, but is seriously not advised.
2. Laxatives. Simple concept really - Food goes in, food comes out. But a word of warning: Your ass will burn. Burn baby burn!
3. Sex-athon. Non-stop full-body workout 8hrs a day, 7 days a wk. Guaranteed results. I mean, just look at me, lean as beef. hahaha! :P
4. Perfume overdose. Bathe in a bathtub full of cheap China-brand perfume. Once again, simple concept - Lose appetite = Lose weight.
5. Last but defintely not least: Just adjust your darned bathroom scale. I mean, since you've already ate like a king, must as well let urself feel gd abt it, aye?
anymore gd ideas to share?
oh, and anybody unclear abt point no.3, or require live demonstration, you knw who to look for la hor?
posted by tmax at 8:37 PM
5 Comments:
tired and test by uni students: eat sandwiches for lunch and dinner.
or just did what i did when i was in the army. don't eat lunch.did wonders to my waistline. :)
9:45 PM
eat sandwiches huh...ooh...kinky one thr suiguan...hahah!
demonstration? i was referring to reh of course...or...hd also can.
me? nono, i dont do live demos. hahaha! :P
10:41 PM
haha! doh!
i think laxatives work rather well on u last time.. tested and proven! and oh ya..
gives "working ur ASS off the fats" a whole NEW meaning!
10:58 AM
me? live demo? nah... i dun do it... i am shy
12:35 AM
sandwiches...u knw u knw...aiya, cannot too explicit, ltr ppl think sunnysat is a cover for a sexblog.
i whr got pro...suiguan is the king man...sandwiches...'lunchtime activities'...so direct yet so discreet...hahahaha!
11:57 PM
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