life is like...
this afternoon, while spending some time in the washroom (no, i was not making clouds), i had a revelation.
well, just like Forrest Lump, i mean, Forrest Gump, had ideally put it - Life is like a box of Chocolates, now, i would like to share my own view on life:
Life is like a box of Condoms.
No? you don't think so?
well, then let me convince you.
1. To start things off, first and foremost: Just like a condom, life is a one-time show only. Once it's over, it's over, no second tries, no reload saved game, just like you can't wash a condom and reuse it again.
2. There are high-quality and low-quality condoms, just like how we live our lives.
Some of us choose to make our lives an enriching, meaningful and quality one, whereas others would just sit in a corner and wither away their lives wishing money would drop from the sky. These loafers are just like inferior condoms - they rot away before ever being put into good use.
3. A condom, although thin, can be stretched quite some bit.
Just as life is thin and fragile, yet some of us are able to stretch our boundaries to maximise our potential and live a fuller life than others.
The under-achievers are like low-quality condoms - they break easily when put to the test.
The strong-achievers among us are just like the higher quality condoms, they are able to withstand more ups and downs, or rather, more ins and outs.
And of course, like everything else, too much is never gd.
The over-achievers are like condoms that are too thick and tough - twice the effort but half the pleasure.
4. Some condoms are lubricated, others are not.
Just as some of us are born rich, and can easily slip into a life of pleasure. But let's be honest, in today's society, one can't find fault with money. I mean, of course one can argue that he can survive w/o money, but that's just like an un-lubricated condom - you can still have the sex, but you probably won't see the girl again.
5. Last but certainly not least, just like a condom, life is all about enjoyment.
So, before you go to sleep tonight, ask yourself this deep, philosophical, and life-defining question: Do you want to be a high-quality Durex and live life to the fullest? Or a ching-chong brand rubber that looks more like a used trash bag?
oh, n just a leaving thought...doesn't this somehow just bring new meaning to, 'Who moved my Cheese?'.
ouch.
well, just like Forrest Lump, i mean, Forrest Gump, had ideally put it - Life is like a box of Chocolates, now, i would like to share my own view on life:
Life is like a box of Condoms.
No? you don't think so?
well, then let me convince you.
1. To start things off, first and foremost: Just like a condom, life is a one-time show only. Once it's over, it's over, no second tries, no reload saved game, just like you can't wash a condom and reuse it again.
2. There are high-quality and low-quality condoms, just like how we live our lives.
Some of us choose to make our lives an enriching, meaningful and quality one, whereas others would just sit in a corner and wither away their lives wishing money would drop from the sky. These loafers are just like inferior condoms - they rot away before ever being put into good use.
3. A condom, although thin, can be stretched quite some bit.
Just as life is thin and fragile, yet some of us are able to stretch our boundaries to maximise our potential and live a fuller life than others.
The under-achievers are like low-quality condoms - they break easily when put to the test.
The strong-achievers among us are just like the higher quality condoms, they are able to withstand more ups and downs, or rather, more ins and outs.
And of course, like everything else, too much is never gd.
The over-achievers are like condoms that are too thick and tough - twice the effort but half the pleasure.
4. Some condoms are lubricated, others are not.
Just as some of us are born rich, and can easily slip into a life of pleasure. But let's be honest, in today's society, one can't find fault with money. I mean, of course one can argue that he can survive w/o money, but that's just like an un-lubricated condom - you can still have the sex, but you probably won't see the girl again.
5. Last but certainly not least, just like a condom, life is all about enjoyment.
So, before you go to sleep tonight, ask yourself this deep, philosophical, and life-defining question: Do you want to be a high-quality Durex and live life to the fullest? Or a ching-chong brand rubber that looks more like a used trash bag?
oh, n just a leaving thought...doesn't this somehow just bring new meaning to, 'Who moved my Cheese?'.
ouch.
posted by tmax at 10:50 PM
4 Comments:
haha.. indeed!
"deep" stuff there.. comparing life and condom.. all makes good sense!
oh ya, and i wld like to add.. we needa lead a life like a vibrating condom..
cos its gonna rocKZ! >)
9:23 PM
alright eug, you da mun! you da guru.
like u always say, 'when there's ....., thr's life'.
can't agree more.
hahaha!
10:17 PM
when there is eugenie ? .. -eww- *strink*
12:39 AM
ewww... that's so sweet of eug... *envy*
11:07 AM
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