Will the real student pls stand up ?

Was on my way to chinatown to get my weekly meat and I discovered a few interesting facts about trains here in Brisbane.

• As a student you got to carry your student ID card or risk being fined $200 on the spot.
  
• There are station masters at the entrance and exits who would check if you ticket is vaild. They look but they don't see. Greeting people as you walk on by seems more like their job.
  

Its semi automatic on trains. You got to open your own doors but don't worry you don't have to close them.

Student? You got to stand...













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