U-nik-ver-si-ty [yoo-neek-
vur-si-tee]
noun, plural -ties
An institution similar in
structex (context and structure) to a university (see
University), but sets itself apart in terms of uniqueness in
design (both tangible and intangible) and
substance; the latter being the basis for the institution's grading. i.e. the Unikversity which maintains a premium level of
substance will be regarded as a
Grade 5 Unikversity; the lowest being Grade 1.
That being said, a Unikveristy which is not able to maintain a basal level of
substance will be mercilessly nuked with furry TY Beanie Babies until it is overwhelmed
or all the executive members of the Board of Direktors of that particular Unikversity unanimously proclaim 'All hail Max the Indomitable most-Handsome King!'. Whichever comes first.
A member registered to, of, directly under, or affiliated to a Unkiversity is known as a
Weebie (
plural: Weebies) - see
Weebie.